Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

That's right cats and kittens, the ability to chit-chat, troll, and generally be a dick to your fellow human being is now available in DORKGASM form. As we continue to upgrade and redesign the site, you'll be able to bitch about it on the boards. Click here, or see the "Forums" link in the main menu. Enjoy! Gonzo is God, Michael Editor-In-Chief

i don't capatilize shit. i don't do this on purpose, i do this because i am lazy and never figured out the "right way" to type. i still hunt and peck, but at blinding speed! our dork-in-chief gets rather annoyed by this, but, dammit, it's my quirk and i'll use it for all it's quirky goodness. be happy i spellcheck myself and included punctuation, ya greedy baaa-stards. and just to make this somewhat dorkish, if you haven't come across it in a hunt for info on 1-18-08/Cloverfield, stop by and check out slusho! if for no other reason than the catchy beat.

Want to edit your profile? Here's how. On the left sidebar there is a menu called "Main." Under main click on "My Account."

Now you should see your user information with a couple of tabs at the top. Click the "Edit" tab. There will be another screen with your login information but there are additional tabs at the top of that edit screen. Click on each tab to fill in whatever information you desire.

This entry will be expanded with screenshots and better directions soon.