Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Dabel Brothers Publishing, the comic book industry mavericks responsible for adapting the likes of Jim Butcher, Laurell K. Hamilton, and George R.R. Martin, announced today that they will next tackle Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. The series, left unfinished by Jordan's death last year, covers eleven volumes, one sequel, and one prior adaptation by Dabel Brothers Publishing, A New Spring. The final volume of of Jordan's series will be completed next year by Brandon Sanderson, a writer chosen by Jordan's editor/widow, Harriet McDougal.

Now, don't go getting pissy with me. I'm serious. J.K. Rowling even said it.

Coming in February (when half the staff seems to have birthdays), this one I'm personally looking forward too... Ever wonder what would happen if Asimov hung out with the Monty Python guys for a day? Yeah, my hopes are that high!