Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Yes folks, the time has come to worship the porcelain god again. I know what you are thinking. While Bass Fishing Monthly is a perfectly legitimate periodical, it just does not sit right with a dork. So, what are you to do? I will tell you. Fire up the old Game Boy Advance and slap in Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World.

            Okay, ladies and gents! It’s time to poo again, and you need something to do. The new issue of Reader’s Digest can go unread this time, though. Just grab your trusty Nintendo DS and a copy of Naruto: Ninja Council 3, and you will be set.

            Okay, it’s time to take the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean. I should take a game in with me to ease the time passage! While most of my other games are too involved to take along, one game always makes the trip with me.

            Maybe you were at a friend’s house when you first saw it, or perhaps you bought one for a long road trip when your DS or PSP was on the fritz, but some of you already have one. Those that do own one probably already keep it next to the crapper where it belongs. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m talking about hand-held Yahtzee! This little gem is damned close to perfection I tell you!