Terminator: Salvation | Film Review

Square Peg Meets Round Hole
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

            Christian Bale really shouldn’t have yelled at the cinematographer on Terminator Salvation.  Instead, he should have been screaming at his agent for getting him involved in such a convoluted mess in the first place.  He would have been well within his rights to blow up at the screenwriters (the team that brought us Terminator 3 and Catwoman) for turning in something so bad the Sci-Fi channel wouldn’t run it. 

Sherlock Holmes | Trailer Park

I don't know about anyone else, but this looks as though it proves that divorcing Madonna was a good career choice for Guy Ritchie!

Halloween 2 | Trailer Park

Hu-Wha?!? Shouldn't that be "Rob Zombie's RE-vision"?

G.I. Joe | Trailer Park

I'm not sold yet... I still have a doubt or two, and what's with the green crap?

The Hurt Locker | Trailer Park

Stuff goes BOOM! in an award-winning way. Me likey!

Krod Mandoon and The Flaming Sword of Fire | Television Review



More like "Krod Mandoon and the Flaccid Phallus of Phucktard"
By
J. Sternberg
Staff Writer


FUCKING CHRIST THAT WAS AWFUL!!!!


          Ahem... Now that that's out of the way, let's get down to bidness... Never in my life have I witnessed an epic fail like Krod Macfuckity fucknugget and fucknuggetry of idiot land. Its a shame really, with World of Warcraft having over 11 million players, the relatively recent success of all manners of fantasy film, and general dork acceptance at an all time high, the time was perfect for the lampooning of all things epic.

Fast & Furious | Film Review



Tying Up Loose Ends
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief


    When Justin Lin picked up the Fast & Furious franchise a few years back, I was hopeful.  The series is mindlessly dumb, no doubt about that, but what could a smart and savvy director do with it?  It was somewhat disappointing that he cast the very white Lucas Black in a movie about street racers in Tokyo, but Tokyo Drift was a smarter film than its predecessors were.  The latest installment, simply titled Fast & Furious, gains only a few more IQ points, but they’re enough to make a noticeable improvement.

ROLL CALL FOR TRANSFORMERS 2

After Michael Bay wow'd audiences last summer with the transformers movie. HollyWood decided to go with Bay's idea and do a sequel. Cross your fingers. The trailer and teaser kind of had my interest until I saw the Roll Call.
Personally I am al lot more excited for this movie than the first. Look at the list and you will see why.

AUTOBOTS
# OPTIMUS PRIME: The Autobots' leader - alternate form: Peterbilt truck
# IRONHIDE: Weapons specialist - GMC Topkick.
# RATCHET: Medic - Hummer H2.

Bruno | Trailer Park

Funkytime is BACK!!!

Dragonball Evolution | Trailer Park

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