Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

So, I brought you a picture of Justin Chatwin a little while ago in the guise of Goku from the Dragon Ball Z movie. It would seem that a lot of people thought it looked kinda... you know...

Fucking stupid.

Well, I have more cast pics available now, and I think we will all be able to agree that this does not inspire any confidence whatsoever. So, without any further ado, I bring to you...

Joon Park as "Yamcha"

Emmy Rossum as "Bulma"

Jamie Chung as "ChiChi"

Chow Yun-Fat as "Master Roshi"

Justin Chatwin as "Goku"

and Justin Chatwin, still looking stupid as "Goku"

There you have the newest pics released legally of the cast as their counterparts in the DBZ world. This makes me more than doubtful, it kind of infuriates me justa tad. This is one of those properties dorks have been wetting themselves in anticipation over, and it looks like the producers and director are going to absurd lengths to piss people off. Now, maybe I'm just being somewhat of an old crank, but this looks NOTHING LIKE THE MANGA OR ANIME SERIES!!!!! I am sick and tired of people taking established properties and pissing all over them (Transformers, **cough cough**). Oh, well. I th long run, it really doesn't mean a fart in the wind what I think about it. I am only one man. However, if everyone pulls together, maybe we can send a message to Hollywood by not seeing this movie.

Sure, and while I'm dreaming, I'd also like a pony...

I will leave you with the lamest one of all for your enjoyment...