SPOILER ALERT!!!!

So, now that everyone has had a chance to read a most interesting article about The Dark Knight, it is worth mentioning this little tidbit. Now, I found this a little bit ago while browsing on the Interwebs, and it has disappeared from a lot of places. Aaaaannddd... it ties in with Cheryl's mention of the new trailer.

Now, you may recall that there may have been some mention of seeing a fleeting glance of Harvey Dent's face as Two-Face, right? Well, if you missed it, here it is in all its glory:

Now, you can clearly see a little bit of scar tissue on the fleeting edges of Dent's face. This is where things get weird, though. See, if the same trailer, it looks as if the left side of Dent's face is being held into some sort of flammable liquid. In the comics, it was acid that gave the ole' TF his pretty, pretty visage. Now, I am not, repeat am not complaining about this little qualm. Fact of the matter is that Two-Face is my favorite Gotham villain. I love everything about him. I even make a lot of decisions using a coin. Yep, I'm that pathetic.

When Batman Forever, directed by Joel "Too Fabulous" Schumacher, came out, I was on Cloud Nine. Well, I was until I saw it. I love me some Tommy Lee Jones, but what a hack job! So, this time, I am getting delirious with glee.

Then, I found this:

Now, I do not know if this is real. The good folks over at Comic Book Resources managed to dig this one up, and I ganked it quickly. Might it be possible that this is the softer and more flammable side of Harvey Dent?

Sooooo.... what have we learned?

1) Two-Face is showing up in The Dark Knight. Fact.

2) The newest trailer kicks unholy amounts of ass. Fact.

3) Since it looks like Harvey Dent may catch on fire, the above pic could be true. The scarring seems to match, and the clothing does too. This could end up being my favorite incarnation of Two-Face ever. Maybe.

4) Anonymous Jones is a douche. Fact. This movie is going to be the new standard of comic movies. I have a gutrot feeling... Absolute Fact.

Drop me a line at anonymous.jones@dorkgasm.com and let me know what you think!!! Until next time, I'm heading back to the bunker. Keep your eyes peeled for more DBZ nonsense soon.