Declaration of Principles


Declaration of Principles


1) We use adult language because we are adults. This isn't just profanity, but articulate verbiage as well. If you don't like the manner in which we pontificate, fuck off.

2) We will never pander. Simply put, sponsors are nice, but integrity is better. We will NOT hop on the bandwagon just because it is popular to bash something or love it blindly.

3) Opinions are like assholes, we all have one. We will ALWAYS back up our opinions with as much evidence of fact as possible. That being said, if you think we're nuts, call us on it. As long as you have an arguable position, we'll hear it out.
"The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all." ~Mark Twain

4) Gonzo is GOD. Hunter S. Thompson, Oscar Zeta Acosta, and other pioneers showed us the path. It isn't enough to know that YOSHI is fun to play on the DS; is it fun to play while taking a crap? Maybe Pirates wasn't the best movie since Casablanca, but does it get more enjoyable when you drink rum? The life of the dork is about EXPERIENCES, and we WILL bring that to our audience.