Michael C. Riedlinger - Dork-In-Chief
A child of the 1980's, Mike is a voracious consumer of all things Dork. He's waited in long lines for movies on opening night and hunted through toy stores for rare action figures, and Dorkgasm is the culmination of all that fandom. Michael holds a BA in writing from the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, as well as certificates in Art History and Film Studies. He is proud to have studied under Dr. Jay McRoy, one of the world's foremost experts in Japanese Horror Cinema. His future plans include conquering the globe and installing his two dork-tastic sons and their sister as rulers over the spice trade as soon as he can find a sandworm big enough. In the meantime, however, he is a published journalist and fiction writer, and builds websites for others.

Ken Holm - Senior Staff Writer
Kenneth Holm was born over two hundred years ago in Romania, and has remained, to this day, Romania's Sexiest Chubby Dude... Or, he was born on a cold day in February in 1980 in Kenosha, WI. Yeah, that works. He had a love for horror movies instilled in him when he snuck out of his room at the tender age of three to watch his first showing of "Creepshow", which is still his favorite movie to this day. Since then, he has voraciously devoured all genres of film, plus become fluent in many different genres of books. After a brief stint in the RPG world, he turned to video games where he still holds the neighborhood record as being the only person ever to beat Skykid (NES) on the block.

When not channeling ancient writers to make his craft better, Kenneth enjoys listening to all types of music, excluding most country. He cooks, doesn't clean, and does truly enjoy long walks on the beach at night.

Because the sun hurts his dorky eyes...

Chris Anderson - Sysop
Chris hasn't seen the sun in three years while he works and goes to school pursuing a career in IT. Chris is stupid. Chris is tired. No, Chris will not stop speaking in the third person about himself.

Amy Zager - Logo Design
Amy Zager is an imaginative and creative painter, illustrator, and designer who is driven by an incredible passion for self-expression through art. Her works are often noted for their unique style, emotion, and technique. Amy has developed an aesthetic approach to art which blends her studies of realism with a painterly sense of creating a mood through space and color. Her strong sense of composition and visual energy make her work an excellent choice for a wide range of projects and purposes. Amy is accomplished in using traditional methods as well as modern technique. Although Amy loves to express her vision through fine art, she is also adept at creating conceptual and commercial works and readily communicates the vision of her clientele. Amy can create the perfect piece for any purpose