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The Joker strikes again!

Well the singer John Mayer got the sweetest fucking package for
Gotham Novelities Inc. Can you say marketing genius, I think you can. Check out the pics here

Wolverine movie news!

Alright here is a bit of movie news about the upcoming Wolverine movie, Liev Schreiber has joined the cast and will play Victor Creed aka Sabretooth. Also Micheal C. Hall of Dexter fame is in talks to play a young Stryker and Michelle Monaghan is being sought to play the Silver Fox. There is also news that several legends of the X-Men universe will be making surprise appearances in the film. Here's hoping Gavin Hood can do better than that mess of a movie Brett Ratner made.

Johnny Depp wins Golden Globe for Sweeney Todd!!!!

Although no ceremony for the Golden Globes, here are the winners: Sweeney Todd fucking rocks, Thank you Tim Burton.

Best Motion Picture - Drama

Best Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
"Sweeney Todd"

Best Actress In A Motion Picture - Drama
Julie Christie for "Away from Her"

Best Actor In A Motion Picture - Drama
Daniel Day-Lewis for "There Will Be Blood"

Best Actress In A Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
Marion Cotillard for "La Vie En Rose"

Best Actor In A Motion Picture - Comedy Or Musical
Johnny Depp for "Sweeney Todd"

Best Animated Feature Film

DORKcast Volume Two: Chapter Two Is Live!!!

Check out the new DORKcast as Ken talks about all thing dorky going on in Hollywood.

Soul Calibur 4 news that will make you want to master the force!!!!!

Alright there was a recent announcement from Namco that will leave you scratching your head abit. Soul Calibur 4 which is slated for the second quarter of this year will again have console exclusive characters, on the Xbox 360 that exclusive character will be none other than Master Yoda of Star Wars fame. The PS3 character is none other than the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader. That's right finally Yoda and Vader can lift their heads in triumphant as they will be able to get some respect after that piece of shit Masters of Teras Kasi came out for the PS.

DORKcast Volume Two goes live with the first entry of the New Year!!!

Dorkgasm starts the New Year off right with its longest podcast yet. Enjoy the happenings as Ken rips apart new Hollywood happenings.

William Gibson deserves better!!!

William Gibson deserves better that what the upcoming movie adaptation has slated. The Gibson novel "Neuromancer" is being produced into a full length feature film unfortuantely they want to mar the work of one of the grandfather's of cyberpunk by making Hayden "I made the baddest sith on the planet into a post op" Christiansen. I really wish they would leave the good material for the actors that can actually handle it as Gibson's work involves alot of emotion and the only thing that Christiansen can do is fuck it up because Keanu Reeves shows more emotional depth than he does.

2007: The Jones Way

Wow, another year over. In my own humble and psychotic opinion, there has never been a year that has kicked me in the balls so much as 2007 did.

Just read Mike's little post, and I gotta say I'm quite beefed thinking about the fun that 2008 is going to bring all of us here at Dorkgasm. Granted, yours truly is still kind of on the outside looking in, but I aim to change all of that shit with 2008.


So that's over... What a year, huh?

I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what's on the horizon here at Dorkgasm for 2008.

We will not publish a VILLAIN OF THE WEEK this week (1/4/08) because next week we are publishing VILLAIN OF THE YEAR 2007, and boy is it a doozy. Some of you have said we are the Drudge Report or Dork Culture. Just wait till next week and you'll see how true that is! Fuck the fans? All I can say is: WE ARE THE FANS!

Why so serious?

Sumtin New! What's In The Pipeline!

So, folks. Here we are at the beginning of a new year, and I thought it would be prudent to let you know what's coming soon from me!

-- An ungodly huge review of Blade Runner: The Collector's Edition. This set contains five different versions of Blade Runner, plus a feature length documentary Dangerous Days and a whole shitload of extras, including massive commentaries. The jewel of the collection, however, is the pre-release workprint version of the film which has never been seen for over twenty years!

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