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Addendum to The Mist | DVD Review

So, I suppose you may be wondering why this review of The Mist on DVD was relegated to a blog entry. Well, since I had already reviewed the theatrical version before, I thought that this would be appropriate. Plus, it just gets it into your grubby hands faster.

MP3 Player Movie Of The Week 03/16/08

So, I recently got me one of them new fangled MP3 players that plays video, too. Not a huge one, just enough for several hundred songs and a couple of feature length movies. So, I have decided to let you all in on some of the movie industry's greatest flicks as I load them onto my MP3 player. Some are better than others, but it will be a nice look into some great flicks that you may have either forgotten or never got around to seeing.

The Survey says, BUZZ

Buzz The Mega Quiz, PS2, 39.99 (with Buzz Buzzers)

Buzz: The Mega Quiz is a great example of how a simple concept can translate into something so much more, if people let it.
Featuring four wired "buzzers" that connect via a single USB port, the game plays just like any quiz show you would expect, and features over 6000 questions. That's right kids, Six FUCKING THOUSAND, and you know what that means, repeats aren't really much to worry about.

I object... Harvey Birdman Review

Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law-PS2, Wii, Psp

Quite simply, the biggest question I had in reviewing Harvey Birdman, was "Is this even really a game?"
Playing much like the old laser disc detective "games" we had in my 6th grade biology class, you watch a short film, and decide where to go next, the formula is hardly innovative, or fun, and hardly interactive enough to be called a game. The 4 cases are very short, incredibly easy, and chock full of the trademark William's Street humor you expect from something bearing the Adult Swim logo.

The reason I love the Hulk!!!

If you haven't heard that there is a new Incredible Hulk film that is coming out this June you may have been living under a rock however, if you would like to bring yourself back into the world of living then check out this link over to MTV where the trailer premiered this week or go see Doomsday this Friday where it will be attached. This thing is going to be amazing. Here is the link : Please do yourself a favor and check this out.

The Darjeeling Limited | DVD Review

There's Just Something Magic By J. Sternberg
            While many here at Dorkgasm are quick to dismiss Wes Anderson's work as a handful stories about rich kids with problems, I cannot stress enough that his particular brand intelligent, dark and dry humor is exactly the medicine Hollywood needs. I won't bog you down with a synopsis of The Darjeeling Limited. Basically, three brothers, played by Jason Schwartzman, Adrien Brody and Owen Wilson gather and go on a spiritual journey on a train through India with 11 suitcases, a printer, a laminating machine and handfuls of Indian medications.

Superhero Movie | My Two Cents

A Sad State of Affairs (or the tazers for prosperity project) By J. Sternberg
            I'm sure by now we've all seen the trailer. Superhero Movie is coming soon to a theater near you. Also in theaters, is Will Ferrell plays a totally obnoxious jackass with a profession of some kind part 180, the sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel, yadda yadda WHAT THE FUCK????

COMING SOON: Upcoming Articles!

Yeah, I know I've been out of the game for a while. Switching jobs will do that to someone, so bite me. However, this week marks the return of interesting things! Wanna know what to expect?

-- Expect a DVD review or two coming up, including Academy Award winner Elizabeth: The Golden Age

-- A Media Vs. Media comparison of The Other Boleyn Girl. Which is better? The book or the movie? And how do they actually compare with history?

-- There's a new Naruto fighter on the DS, and this one may be the best yet.

Kenneth Holm and his wife Dana pick the Oscars!!

Hooray! It's Oscar time once again, and I say to hell with that "Academy Award" crap. It's the Oscars, baby! This is truly one of my favorite times of year, and I love to debate the winners with my lovely wife, Dana. This, however, is the first time we've decided to make the picks public. So, without any further ado, let's go! Best Picture:

Bring It On: Electronic Displays... In your SKIN?

I can't believe it either. Bonus: It checks your blood for disorders all the time.
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