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Mon, 12/31/2007 - 16:34 — MRiedlinger
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Breaking News: "Death Walks..." In "Baby" 's Shoes No More

Mon, 12/31/2007 - 16:07 — kenneth.holm
Many of you who are familiar with Death Walks The Streets probably know this already, but we here at Dorkgasm wanted to wait to post something until we had a clearer look at the whole picture. Boy, did we find a muddy picture, though.

Starwars Transformer

Sun, 12/30/2007 - 14:16 — MRiedlinger
Starwars Transformer

The Other Boleyn Girl

Sat, 12/29/2007 - 10:57 — MRiedlinger
OKay, so this one looks pretty bad-ass for a period piece. Two women, hot sisters no less, fight over a king and change the world in the process... I can dig it!

Who would win in a fight, Star Wars or Transformers

Fri, 12/28/2007 - 20:38 — JBolyard
Star Wars
50% (5 votes)
Transformers
50% (5 votes)
Total votes: 10

Sumtin New! What's In The Pipeline!

Thu, 12/27/2007 - 14:42 — kenneth.holm

So, folks. Here we are at the beginning of a new year, and I thought it would be prudent to let you know what's coming soon from me!

-- An ungodly huge review of Blade Runner: The Collector's Edition. This set contains five different versions of Blade Runner, plus a feature length documentary Dangerous Days and a whole shitload of extras, including massive commentaries. The jewel of the collection, however, is the pre-release workprint version of the film which has never been seen for over twenty years!

Coming shortly.

Wed, 12/26/2007 - 23:01 — JBolyard

The stuff I haven't finished and 2 new things to review.

The rest of ICFLM.

The 2 shitty films from 8 Films to Drink during.

My impressions of the Golden Compass.

Reviews of both AVP:R and National Treasure 2.

Yes my writing funk is at an end. No you can't give me shit for it, it could happen again.

Love Actually

Wed, 12/26/2007 - 22:57 — kenneth.holm
Love Actually A DVD review by Kenneth Holm Dorkgasm Senior Staff Writer
             There are movies that, when you watch them, just make you feel great. Movies that erase any tension that you feel in life and just make you feel hopeful that humanity is not the pieces of crap you think they are at every other turn in life. Love Actually is one of those movies.

The Stupidest Angel review

Wed, 12/26/2007 - 22:52 — AnonymousJones
Best. Christmas. Story. Ever. The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale Of Christmas Terror By Christopher Moore Review by Anonymous Jones
             Let me start this review out in a typically sacrilegious fashion. Fuck Miracle On 34th Street. Fuck It’s A Wonderful Life. Hell, fuck even the venerated A Christmas Carol. These stories are imposters dressed in Santa-colored Glad bags. The Stupidest Angel, I say with no humor in my voice, is the Best. Christmas. Story. Ever. Period.

First Impressions, Unreal Tournament 3, PS3

Wed, 12/26/2007 - 21:58 — jsaystoyou

Okay, just gotta throw it out right here right now.
I'm loving the everlivin FUCK out of UT3 for PS3. Its fast, frantic, and all sorts of "hell yeah I just popped that mofo's head like a zit."
You'll know more when I do, probably by the weekend
Snoogins
|J|

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