Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Let’s face it, no one expected Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen to be the next Citizen Kane. Nope, most of the people who went in to see it wanted big, bad ass robots blowing shit up, and that’s what they got. So, going in expecting the same lazy-assed trype Michael Bay usually puts out, why was I still disappointed in this movie?

"Blow up the basket..." BEST PLAN EVER!

WOW!! I'd hit paparazzi too!

Now, this might be on par with Dan O'Bannon's Return of the Living Dead, but it sure looks like fun!

I am a journalist. I am a proud member of the Milwaukee Press Club, and I've been writing and self publishing articles for the last two years. I haven't made a single dime doing it, but I AM doing it. There are a lot of people out there in my position who are just as broke and have no job, but they've chosen to take retail positions, technical writing jobs, and other various career paths because they do not want to starve. I can't fault them for that. I've been trying to do the same. Until I do, however, I feel I have a responsibility to spread information. News is like that, and usually, to be honest, I don't have much to do because the main stream media outlets pretty much have it covered. This is especially true in my chosen field of journalism: entertainment. Hell, even CNN has it's own version of Access Hollywood. But then the elections in Iran went wrong, and I found myself in a pretty weird place.

            Christian Bale really shouldn’t have yelled at the cinematographer on Terminator Salvation.  Instead, he should have been screaming at his agent for getting him involved in such a convoluted mess in the first place.  He would have been well within his rights to blow up at the screenwriters (the team that brought us Terminator 3 and Catwoman) for turning in something so bad the Sci-Fi channel wouldn’t run it. 

I don't know about anyone else, but this looks as though it proves that divorcing Madonna was a good career choice for Guy Ritchie!

Hu-Wha?!? Shouldn't that be "Rob Zombie's RE-vision"?

I'm not sold yet... I still have a doubt or two, and what's with the green crap?